Frankenstein makes a sandwich
The Creature from the Black Lagoon doesn't wait an hour before swimming
The Phantom of the Opera can't get "It's a small world" out of his head
The Middlewich Witch-Watchers Club, a club sandwich which watches witches
An open letter from Wolfman's best friend
The Invisible Man gets a haircut
The Phantom of the Opera still can't get "It's a small world" out of his head
Count Dracula doesn't know he's been walking around all night with spinach in his teeth
The Mummy won't go to his eternal rest without a story and some cookies
The Yeti doesn't appreciate being called Bigfoot
If the Phantom of the Opera can't get "Pop goes the weasel" out of his head, he's going to freak out
The Lunchsack of Notre Dame
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Henderson's five alarm chili
Now the Phantom of the Opera can't get "The girl from Ipanema" out of his head
The Phanotm of the Opera is considering giving up music and doing his haunting somewhere else
Bigfoot can't believe you called him Yeti just now
Godzilla pooped on my Honda.
